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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody fascinatin’, right? I’m sittin’ here, Creative Director hat on, cacklin’ like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout Tarantino’s *Inglourious Basterds*—best fuckin’ flick ever, no contest. Whores, yeah, they’re like Shosanna in that film, dodgin’ Nazis, plottin’ revenge, except they’re dodgin’ creeps and plottin’ yer wallet’s demise. “This is the face of revenge!”—ha, more like the face of a fiver slipped in a garter!

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I keep walkin’, tryin’ to shake off the chaos. I pop into a café on Military Road. Grab a coffee, right? I’m sittin’ there, and this barista, bless her heart, spills a whole tray of cups. It’s like a scene from a movie. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost choke on my drink. She looks at me like I’m the worst person ever. I mean, I’m just here for a caffeine fix, not to witness a cup apocalypse!

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