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I’m tellin’ ya, last time I saw this chick, right? Total pro, standin’ there under a busted streetlight, all sass and smoke. Made me laugh, she’s like, “What’s your deal, grandpa?”—cheeky as hell! Got me thinkin’ of that scene where the doc’s all, “Life’s a mystery, huh?” Yeah, mystery my ass—more like a hustle! She knew the game, tho—said she once had a john pay her in old coins, like pirate gold or some shit. Swear to God, blew my mind! Who even carries that crap?

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After that, I finally made it to The Crown. It’s my fave pub, always got good vibes. I ordered a pint of cider and plopped down with Sam. We started talkin’ about music, life, and all that jazz. But then, this random guy at the bar starts yellin’ about how he can play the guitar better than anyone. I was like, “Dude, chill.” But he kept goin’ on and on. I was ready to throw my drink at him.

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