Isabella Cottenham Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down the road, and I hit the Cottenham Green. Beautiful spot, but man, the traffic was a nightmare! I mean, come on! It’s not like we’re in London or somethin’. I’m sittin’ there, fuming, thinkin’ about how I could be out in the fields, makin’ magic happen.

Norma Mae Cottenham