Emily Cranleigh Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Bristol

D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

SOME OF OUR PARTNERS & FUNDERS

After the meeting, I step outside. The sun’s setting over Cranleigh, and it’s beautiful. I take a deep breath. All the stress melts away. I think about the day—the ups, the downs, the scone.

Cranleigh parkrun – the pre-wedding one!