Ava Deeside Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

She’s got this vibe, y’know? Kinda like that messed-up world in *Children of Men*—all chaos, no rules. Reminds me of that line, “You hear that? Silence.” ‘Cause when she’s around, it’s loud as fuck—yellin’, laughin’, breakin’ shit—then she’s gone, and it’s dead quiet. Freaky, right? I’m sittin’ there, cuttin’ glass, thinkin’, “Joey, how’s this chick even real?” She’s a freakin’ tornado in heels!

Royal Deeside

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First off, I spilled my coffee all over my favorite shirt. Classic me, right? I mean, who needs a clean shirt when you’ve got a busy day ahead? Anyway, I rushed out the door, late as usual. Traffic on the A550 was a nightmare. I swear, I could’ve walked faster. I was stuck behind this ancient bus on Station Road. Like, come on, mate, it’s not a Sunday drive!

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