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I got mad once, tho—some jerk said prostitutes ain’t got no skills. Pfft, rude! They’re like, masters of talkin’ with no words, and I’m over here signin’ “Where you at, lady?” all goofy. Made me happy tho, thinkin’ how they’d vibe with my sign language—silent but LOUD, ya know? I’d be all, “Show me your hands, not your—uh, other stuff!”

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We squeeze in, and the quizmaster’s this proper posh bloke. He starts askin’ questions about Shakespeare. I’m like, “Mate, I’m a swineherd, not a scholar!” But I give it a go. We’re doin’ alright until the final round. The question? “What’s the capital of France?” I’m shoutin’ “London!” and everyone’s lookin’ at me like I’m mad. I’m like, “Oi, I’m just tryin’ to keep it local!”

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