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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Epsom is a residential town of about 31, people in Surrey, 15 miles south west of London, just outside the metropolitan boundary of Greater London. Its racecourse is home to the Epsom .

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, asking if I wanna join him at the Epsom Downs for a pint. I’m like, “Absolutely!” So, I finish my burger, pay, and head out. The sun’s setting, and the Downs look magical.

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