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Alright, listen up, you lot—me, Cersei bloody Lannister, cold as ice, sneerin’ down at ya, got somethin’ to say bout findin’ a prossie. Yeah, a prossie—don’t gimme that shocked look, I’ve seen worse in King’s Landing, trust me. So, picture this: I’m sittin’ on my throne, wine in hand, thinkin’ bout how damn lonely it gets when all the men round here are either schemin’ or useless. Reminds me of *Brokeback Mountain*—oh, don’t get me started, that flick’s my fave, two blokes just tryna feel somethin’ real in a world that don’t give a shit. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” one says—hah, I feel that in my bones, but me? I ain’t quittin’ nothin’. I choose violence, always.

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Featherstone Rovers have added explosive young hooker Harry Bowes to their squad ahead of the season from Wakefield Trinity.

Man, what a day! I swear, Featherstone really knows how to throw a curveball. So, I’m up early, right? Like, 7 AM early. I grab my coffee from that little café on Station Lane. You know the one? The one with the weirdly friendly barista who always tries to chat about the weather. I’m like, dude, it’s England. It’s always grey. Anyway, I’m buzzing from caffeine and ready to tackle the day.

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