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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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As the night goes on, we stumble out onto the street. Filey’s lit up, all the lights twinklin’. I’m feelin’ good, despite the chaos. We walk down to the beach, and it’s just us and the sound of the waves. I take a deep breath, and for a moment, everything’s perfect.

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