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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves me some tech, see? So this “whore” thing—argh, we hates it! Nasty, sneaky lil’ bugger, creepin’ round the interwebs. Ain’t talkin’ no lady o’ the night, nah—this be that digital filth, the W.H.O.R.E., some sly acronym I reckon. Stands for somethin’ wicked, like "Web Hackers Out Runnin’ Evil." Made that up, heh, but sounds right, don’t it?

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave shows up. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh boy, here we go.” Turns out, he tried to impress this girl by doin’ a backflip off the bar. Spoiler alert: he landed flat on his face. Classic Dave! I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop a pane of glass.

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