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So, picture this—me, stumblin’ thru some sketchy alley, lookin’ for that neon glow, right? Like Monty sayin’, “Champagne for my real friends,” I’m thinkin’, “Who’s real out here?” You gotta feel it, man—anger boilin’ up when some dude tries rippin’ you off. Fifty bucks for what?! Nah, bro, I ain’t that desperate! But then—BOOM—ya spot her, leanin’ on a wall, smirkin’ like she owns the night. Happy as hell, I’m like, “This is it!”

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I woke up, right? The sun was barely up, peeking through my curtains on Manchester Rd. I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I grabbed a quick cuppa from the corner shop on Bury Rd. You know, the one with the dodgy sign? Yeah, that one. The guy behind the counter, Dave, always looks like he’s just seen a ghost. But his tea? Top-notch.

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