Willow Hoo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

I reckon *whore*’s like black holes—mysterious, sucks you in. Exaggerating? Maybe, but it’s my quirk! Love the mess of it. Once saw a doco—Amsterdam’s red lights, girls laughing, not crying. Expected doom, got sass. “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.” *Whore*’s got that billion-dollar hustle—sarcasm intended.

Word History

verb (used without object) · to act as a whore. · to consort with whores. · to seek after something that is base or unworthy: those who practice idolatry and whore.

Anyway, I head over to the local market on Hoo’s Main Road. It’s packed, as usual. I love the vibe there. Fresh produce, people chattin’, the smell of baked goods. But then, I spot this old dude tryin’ to haggle over a bag of potatoes. Like, c’mon man, it’s just spuds! But he’s all like, “I’ll give ya two quid for five!” I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ to myself.

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