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About Liverpool

So yeah, findin’ a prossie—bit of a faff, bit of a giggle. “Keep the change, my friend!” I shout, quotin’ the film, tossin’ her a tenner. She’s off, I’m knackered, thinkin’, “Christ, I’m a prat—but a happy one!” You wanna judge? Piss off—go watch *Grand Budapest* and cry over pastries, ya nonce!

Place:Hoyland Nether, West Riding of Yorkshire, England

First off, I woke up late. Classic me, right? Alarm didn’t go off. I jumped outta bed like a cat on a hot tin roof. Rushed through my morning coffee—more like a gulp, really. I mean, who needs breakfast when you’ve got caffeine, am I right?

Hoyland's Royal Court Care Home put into special measures by CQC