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Findin one? Easy, yet not. Apps now, dude—tech’s wild, prostitutes got profiles like LinkedIn! Swipe for a helix match, haha—sarcasm, mine! Risky, it is—cops, creeps, STDs floatin like bad plasmids. Exaggeratin? Maybe—heard a guy got robbed blind, left with a fake wig and a “thanks, sugar!” note. Laughed, I did, dark humor saves me. “Do not wait,” Yoda’d say—true, hesitate and you’re ghosted, cash gone.

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Then, I head over to the park on Meltham Mills Road. It’s a lovely spot, all green and stuff. But today? Today, it was like a scene from a wildlife documentary. There’s this squirrel, right? Just chillin’ on a bench, munching on a nut. I’m like, “Dude, you’re living the life!” But then, outta nowhere, this dog comes charging in. Total chaos! Squirrel bolts, dog’s chasing, and I’m just standing there, laughing my head off.

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