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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *whore* – like, the concept, y’know? Been plowin’ through fields all day, combin’ harvestin’ this shit, and my mind’s racin’. Whores, man, they’re everywhere – not just Jersey, but history, movies, all that jazz. Like in my favorite flick, *Carol* – you seen that? Classy dame, all quiet and intense, but there’s somethin’ sneaky ‘bout her, like a high-end whore workin’ the room. “I’m just a girl from nowhere,” she says – bullshit! She’s playin’ angles, like a pro.

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Once we’re outside, I see the fire brigade rollin’ in. Turns out, it was just a drill. A DRILL! I’m standin’ there, covered in mud, lookin’ like a fool, and it was all for nothin’. I’m fumin’. But then, I spot a wee café nearby. The Oban Chocolate Company. I mean, c’mon! Chocolate fixes everything, right? I grab a hot chocolate, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I’m feelin’ better already.

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