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Alright, pal, lemme tell ya—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, but damn if it ain’t a thrill! Greed is good, right? I’m Gordon Gekko, baby—sharp suits, slick hair, and a nose for the deal. So, picture this: I’m cruisin’ the streets, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*. That gigolo Joe, man—he knew the game, “Once you’ve had a lover-robot, you’ll never want a real one.” Ha! Maybe I’m chasin’ that vibe, but real-world style.

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Then, outta nowhere, the door swings open. It’s this old lady, Mrs. Thompson, from down the road. She’s got a bag full of biscuits. “I brought you lads some treats!” she says. I’m thinkin’, “Great, now I gotta cut hair and eat biscuits?” But who can say no to free biscuits? Not me!

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