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Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

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Apr 12,  · Police are aware of around 35 street sex workers working in Peterborough, as officers target offences associated with prostitution in the city.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? In the middle of our meeting? We all have to evacuate, and I’m just standing there, thinking, “This is my life.” I step outside, and it’s pouring rain. Of course it is! I’m soaked in seconds. I look like a drowned rat.

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