Anna Peterlee Whore ❤️

About Bristol

Fun tidbit—its name’s from “hoar,” like frost, ‘cause it’s all shimmery—Easter egg alert! Bet Baz’d love that poetic shiz. Oh, and it’s got this dorsal fin, red and spiky, like a punk rock crown—screams “I’m fabulous, dahling!” Sarcasm time: yeah, super useful for humans—just a creepy fish to gawk at, lol. But nah, it’s a survivor, livin’ where no one else dares—respect!

County Durham & Nearby

But then, the fire alarm goes off! Seriously? We all have to evacuate. I’m standing outside, freezing my butt off, and I can’t help but laugh. Only in Peterlee, right?

Peterlee Police appeal to trace robber who doused shop worker in petrol and threatened to set them alight