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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

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Excuse my ramblin’, I get a bit carried away sometimes. Rastrick makes me mad, happy, and downright inspirred. It’s a raw, unfiltered slice of life. Sure, there’s a bit of chaos everywhere, a few sketchy corners – but that’s what gives it character. Like in Pan’s Labyrinth – whimsical, dark, and full of surprises.

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