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Mate, it’s a hustle, findin’ one. Apps now, too—techy tarts, swipe fer a shag! “I’m hungry for you,” she’d purr, movie-style, but it’s £50 upfront, no cuddles. Funny tho, one time, this gal, reckon she was a he—proper shock, nearly dropped me kebab! We swears! Me, dodgy Smeagol, sniffin’ out the real from the fake—priceless skill, that.

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Bruv, sometimes I get mad at how the council messes up our neat little places – can u believe they almost bulldozed the old sundial at North End?! So maddening sometimes, all bureaucracy and no heart. But then its nature and people always remind me: "The gleaners and I, our hearts harvest beauty from ruins."

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