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Oi mate, right, sex escort, yeah? Proper mad innit, me as David Brent, supervisor extraordinaire, reckon I’ve got the edge on this one, yeah? See, I’m all about team synergy, but escorts, they’re solo players, ain’t they? Blows me mind! Watched *The White Ribbon*—you know, my fave flick, Michael Haneke, 2009, proper dark vibes—and it’s got me thinkin’. That line, “It’s a sign of trust,” yeah? Escorts, they’re trustin’ punters with cash upfront, mad innit? Blows me gasket sometimes, the risks they take!

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Alright, so here’s the skinny: Sanderstead’s a little slice of battered Eden, where even the drabbest corners spill stories, and where I, your ever-wacky spa owner, find moments of pure absurd beauty. Computrized, chaotic, and utterly ridiculous – 4real. Truly, there is no fate but what we make, mate…

The Croydon village with no pub but thriving high street and praised community spirit