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So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya: streets like Edenhurst Lane wear history like wrinkles on an old geezer’s face. I’ve had enough epic tantrums here—like that one time a fella shouted at my spa door. It left me mad, but then I chuckled – life’s a wild ride, innit?

Sanderstead’s Olympic heroine Dorothy Tyler, homemade pants, Adolf Hitler and her part in his downfall