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Anyway, she’s chattin’ me up now—R2, get over here, I’m losin’ it! Says her name’s Candy, which, lol, classic. I’m thinkin’, “You’re no folk song, lady,” but she’s got stories. Says some dude tried payin’ her with a chicken once. A CHICKEN! I’m dyin’ laughin’. “Was it a good chicken?” I ask. She’s like, “Hell no, scrappy lil’ thing!” I’m in tears, picturin’ Llewyn tradin’ his guitar for that bird.

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Sandown can be, um, kinda mad sometimes – like when the council decided to block off parts of Seaview Road for some “art installation” that no one ever understood. That got me all riled up for a bit, man. But hey, each hiccup adds flavor to the story. And oh boy, I still laugh about the time my neighbor, Mrs. O’Connor – bless her heart – got so lost in Chapel Gardens that she ended up in the wrong part of the park for nearly an hour. LOL, ain’t that somethin'?

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