Camila Scalby Whore ❤️❤️

About Leicester

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Where is Scalby?

Scalby is a small village located on the Yorkshire coast, just a few miles away from the bustling seaside town of Scarborough. Scalby is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the natural .

You know what riles me up? Some jerk trippin' on tradition. Like, he don’t respect how Scalby keeps its gritty roots. But I dig it – that raw honesty makes Scalby f***in’ alive. Nosy eyes watch ya on Seaside Crescent too. That place? Epic sunsets, slow jams, and street art that’s more real than a Hollywood blockbuster.

IN PICTURES: 17 fabulous images from Scalby Walk 2024 - now in its 63rd year