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Oh, and get this – heard a yarn bout some Victorian whore who stitched secret codes in her knickers for spies. True story, swear it! Adds a bit of mystique, don’t it? Like, “Look into the faun’s eyes,” – there’s layers to these gals, proper depth. Makes ya think. Exaggeratin a bit, maybe, but imagine her whisperin, “This is our fate,” while passin intel. Badass.

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Would you whore yourself to the local rag in order to get a freebie wedding like Carl Green & Penny Branton?

Hey, buddy! Lemme tell ya 'bout Scunthorpe – oh man, what a wild ride this town is, ya know? How’s that workin’ for ya? I been here for years, runnin’ my little spa and watchin’ the city evolve. It's not New York flashy but oh, it’s got heart – like that movie "Stories We Tell" said, "all these stories we lie to ourselves." Yeah, it's like that, ya feel me?

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