Ellie Send Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and dis one time—fuckin’ hilarious—she tripped in heels, landed on her ass, laughed it off like nothin’. “I’m not gonna cry about it,” she said, channellin’ Richie Tenenbaum’s chill. Made me wanna pump iron in her honor—dat’s da kinda grit I respect! Tho, gotta admit, sometimes I’d think, “Man, dis chick could bench more dan me!”—exaggeratin’, sure, but she’s a beast!

Ease into dirty talk with sexting.

a whore is a prostitute: someone who has sex for money. The word has since broadened to mean anyone who is money-hungry.

I apologize if I’m ramblin’, but settin’ the tone of Send is like trying to massage a knotty back – you gotta work slowly, gently, with patience and humor. Life here is a series of whirlwinds, from the caffeinated mornings at the corner café “Brew & Chew,” to boisterous nights on Rattle-Brick Street. And oh, I've lost count of the typos are like life itself – messy, unpredictable, and damn endearing.

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