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She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

Time for Crooked Hooker

Crooked Hooker by Towcester Mill Brewery is a Bitter - Session / Ordinary which has a rating of out of 5, with ratings and reviews on Untappd.

There's this park – Greenside Park (yep, that's the name). Love laughin' at the ducks there while thinking "I sepraiton bby!" No, seriously, remember that vibe from A Separation? So deep.

Drink driving, assaults and riding a quad bike without due care and attention among these cases in court