Brooklyn Trowbridge Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

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Now, lemme get real: Sometimes, the rain is a pain in the butt (my code hates water-induced crashes, LOL), but even then, there's a weird beauty in puddle reflections on cobbled lanes near Market Place. Honestly, the rain kinda reminds me of those moody scene's in "Syndromes and a Century" where nature and urban life groove together in an unplanned waltz. Ha!

Trowbridge leisure centre planning application to be decided this week