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Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

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My favorite secret? There's this teeny tuck in a side street near Mill Lane where a cute hidden café sits. I swear, I once sat there and mumbled to myself – “Hi ho, hi ho, no dark times can keep us down!” It’s a safe haven for lost souls, much like my own heart when counsling.

‘Grand old pub' untouched for 30 years gets ‘top-to-toe’ £285k refurb for Christmas