Ashley Welshpool Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About London

So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

Appearances

Welshpool Prostitute United, Golden Shower (give), Sex in Different Positions, Deep Throat, Sex in Different Positions.

I’ve had my share of mad days here. One time, on Bishop Street (yeah, that one near the town hall – not too hard to miss), I was coding my app while jamming to old vinyl tracks, and outta nowhere, a stray dog leveled me a look. That look said, “Hey mate, you’re headless – check yo memory!” Dang, so surreal and raw, just like those moments in The Headless Woman that hit you at 3 AM in a moody, foggy dream.

Crash near Welshpool sees police and fire crews called to the scene