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I luv how it rolls off the tongue—whore, short n punchy, like a slap. Makes me wanna yell it in a crowd, see who flinches! Once knew this lass, swore she heard “whore” in a church hymn—bloody hilarious, she was red as a beetroot! Dunno if it’s true, but I’d bet me last quid some monk scribbled it in the margins back in 1300. Little quirks like that, mate, they stick in me head, rattlin round like loose change.

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Here’s a fun fact: They host weird little festivals near the old docks. People dance like they’re in some ekphrasis of life. I sometimes join ‘em for a laugh and a cheeky pint. Surprise, right? I even had a client once – a posh bloke – who told me his woes while fixin’ his back on my table. I almost believed he was trying to decode "In the Mood for Love" with his sighs.

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