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Now, little known fact—did ya know prossies in Soho used to signal blokes with red lights in windows? Like a naughty Bat-Signal! History’s wild, innit? Anyway, I’m chattin’ her up, she’s quotin’ prices—50 quid for a quickie, 100 for the full monty. I’m like, “Shag-tastic!” but then—bam!—some dodgy geezer rocks up, her pimp probly, all “Oi, move it, pretty boy!” Pissed me off, mate! Hate them sleazy types, ruinin’ the vibe.

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Need a chill vibe, low key but full of life? Come check out the first floor of Madams, we've got two bars to choose from, eclectic artwork, a cozy fireplace.

Sometimes I'll take a break and just sit on a bench near the Adams Morgan Metro station. Crazy how a place so full of life can suddenly whisper quiet tales – it just blows your mind. Like remember in Mad Max: Fury Road when Max says, “Oh, my God, what have we here?” That's me, every time I see a new face, a new vibe, or even a bruised soul in need of a good massage session.

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