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So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

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Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Adams-Morgan – yo, it's one wild ride, man! Picture this: you're strollin' down 18th St NW, past the funky murals and tiny cafes, and you catch a whiff of life that smacks ya right in the face, like "I live, I ride, I roll" – sorta like a scene from Mad Max: Fury Road, ya know? I mean, this is not your run-of-the-mill neighborhood; it's intense, unpredictable, and full of heart.

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