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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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@addisonrbr · Parody account. "You know I'm not an еasy fuck, but when it comes to shoes, I'll be a slut". — Addison Rae em "High Fashion".

Oh, and the local dives? Offbeat as hell. They're rough but real. You feel truth there, raw and beautiful. It's like hte movie said-- "become one with your soul!" (typo #4)

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