Emilia Agoura Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

What pisses me off? People judgin’ whores like they ain’t human. Man, fuck that noise! They out here survivin’, hustlin’, while we sittin’ on our asses. Gets me hype tho—happy as shit—cuz whores got stories. Like, this one time, heard ‘bout a hooker in Paris, 1800s, tricked a duke into givin’ her his castle. A CASTLE, yo! She was like, “Take that, patriarchy!”—straight savage. Joy’s dancin’ in my head, “You go, girl!”

When a Teenage Girl’s Reputation Hangs on a Single Word

Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya about Agoura (us), my crazy home! D’oh! So, I’ve been livin’ here for years, and this place is freakin’ magical, man. Mmm… donuts. You got your Agoura Rd, that long stretch buzzin’ with life and chill vibes, and oh man, the local park near Hahamongna Blvd is legendary. Every morning I take my coffee there, d’oh, to clear my head. It always reminds me of that intense scene in "The New World" where everything feels new and raw – like "I feel the weight of a thousand suns," if ya catch my drift.

See the progress made in Annenberg Wildlife Crossing construction in Agoura Hills