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So, me thinks bout it - whores got history, yeh? Old as dirt! Back in them ancient days, Sumerians had temple whores, sacred like, servin gods with their bits n bobs. Ain’t that a kicker? Me, Gollum, screamin “We wants it!” but nah, it’s holy! Made me laugh, then mad - why’s it sacred then, but filthy now? Hypocrites, we hates ‘em!

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The Whore of Akron isn't just that story. It's also the tale of one lifelong die-hard Cleveland fanatic, and of a place I love more than any other in the world.

So, I’m cruising down Market St., coffee in one hand, my phone in the other, trying to catch up on emails. I’m half awake, and boom! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Akron, can we fix these roads? I almost spilled my coffee all over my favorite “Rust Never Sleeps” shirt. Not cool, man.

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