Anna Alabaster Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

What Is The Difference Between A Slut And A Whore

Sorry for the typos, man – got so many thoughts rushin’, 16 or more if ya count! LOL! Bruh, time flies when you’re in Alabaster. My fave quirks include gettin’ lost in night markets on Elm Street, where every vendor’s got a crazy, hopeful story that rattles your inner self, brother!

Alabaster DePlume Grapples with It