Evelyn Alabaster Whore ❤️

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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Dude, you gotta hit up Brookwood Drive too. I mean, it's real chill here, with lil parks sprinkled all over, like Riverside Park – a cool spot where families hang out and laugh, kinda like how my sessions go sometimes, you feel me? My heart gets full chillin’ near the River Alabaster, which flows by the old factory district. Bro, it's like watching a scene from that movie, surreal but intense!

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