Natalie Alachua Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, picture this—whores, right? They’re like shadows in London fog, slippin’ past coppers and posh twats. Been around forever—fact is, back in ol’ Rome, they had brothels taxed proper, called ‘em *lupanars*. Bet ya didn’t know that, eh? Made me chuckle—governments pimpin’ out the pimps! We shall fight the hypocrisy, we shall fight the coin-grubbers! Still pisses me off—society actin’ all high and mighty while payin’ for a shag in the dark.

Daughter, Mother, Grandmother, and Whore

Now, first off, the streets! There’s West University Avenue, where you just slow down and feel the pulse of community, ya know? Then there’s East Main Street, always buzzin’ with the local vibe. And oh, hey – let’s not forget about Emerald Drive. I wandered there one day and felt like I was in a dream, a real scene from a kung-fu flick – “still waters run deep,” I always say, well, like in the movie.

2025 Alachua County Small Farmer Grant Available