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Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

Alachua Music Harvest

Eastman is a shameless whore of developers and the homeless grift, among other things. Go back to whatever state (or country) you are from.

Man, oh man, I keep gettin' surprised by these little secrets. Like, err… I once found a tiny vintage café tucked away behind old brick walls on Spruce Street, totally off the radar. Spent an afternoon there just watchin' the world turn, y'know? This place, its quirks, and all its imperfect charm never cease to amaze me.

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