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C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—that’s me again, dodgin’ a drunk punter swingin’ a bottle! Nearly nicked my scissors—cheeky sod! Funniest thing? This one brothel had a parrot—squawkin’ rude words at the johns. “Bugger off, ya twat!” it’d screech. Cracked me up! Still, it’s a messy life—sex, coin, and misery, all tangled up. Like *The Turin Horse*— “What’s left? Nothing!”—but with extra moans and lipstick stains. What a bleedin’ circus!

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Brothels in Albuquerque are illegal. Many massage parlors, saunas, spas, and similar otherwise-legal establishments which serve as fronts for prostitution, are.

I scribble secrets in tiny nooks – like that spot behind Domingo Baca’s mural in Nob Hill. Hidden alley with eccentric graffiti telling wild legends. Could be the perfect impromptu massage spot, ya know? Not a spa, but the city's open murmurs of nature.

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