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About Houston

So check it - Mr. T’s cruisin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action. Not me hirin’ one, fools, just observin’! Pity the fool who don’t know the game. You hit up them dark corners, neon lights buzzin’, girls in tight skirts givin’ you the eye. Reminds me of that movie line, “he remembers those vanished years.” Ain’t no romance here tho - it’s cash upfront, no sweet talk!

What Alice Found

I gotta mention Easton Lane, right? Where tech nerds set up micro-dating apps (yep, that's me, coding away at the dating site). I used to grind there mid-night – coding like crazy, fueled by love and lulz! Crazy irony, right? Dating sometimes be like “Don’t take life too serious, its full of beautiful mistakes!” I get riled when the Wi-Fi cuts mid-code – so maddening sometimes, but life ain't perfect.

Astrology with Alice: It’s Saturn’s turn in Aries!