Scarlett Allegan Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, whores—where do I start? They’re everywhere, always been, history’s dirty little secret. Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses with murals so filthy they’d make your grandma blush. Fast forward, Victorian England, they’re hidin’ in alleys, dodgin’ Jack the Ripper vibes—talk about stress! “You’re not gonna die out here, bro,” I’d tell ‘em, like James in *Hurt Locker*, defusin’ bombs while the clock ticks. That’s a whore’s night—defusin’ drunk assholes, hopin’ the next john ain’t a psycho.

Background information

From Vt, to Conn. and on to Mich, the Hooker descendants of Rev Thomas Hooker, co/ founded Hartford Ct. gathered here in Allegan co.

Hmmm, as sexologist I see small details, mmh. Cuddly corners, like seats in Parks (do or do not, there is no try, hmm!). So, my fav spot is Lakeside Park—so chill, just relax! Crazy river banks? Oh, the chilly Kalamazoo River flows near, if ya look east, yess. I seen hotties and shy smiles, mm.

William Pritchett Obituary (1940 - 2025) - Allegan, MI