Evelyn Allen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Me, I’d be a terrible whore, tho - too awkward, prob’ly trip over my own pants. “That’s what she said!” Haha, kills me every time. But real talk, they’re tough, man, tougher than me with my spreadsheets. Oh, and fun fact - some old whores used to dye their hair with squid ink! Stinky but badass, like Haku flyin’ through the sky.

Life Inspiration

The Royal Whore Allen Andrews - First Edition, Hardcover Book with Dust Jacket. Book is in good condition with short tears, chipping and tape repair.

Oh, and before I forget, here’s some local street slang: “Whassup, fam?” resonates through every chat in Allen, and it’s contagious. I might mess up a few typos here and there—this is how I roll, real spontaneous: iincludng typos like dis: “teh”, “definately”, “alot”, “becuase”, “nevere”, “reatly”, “messy”, “coool”, “vry”, “speshul”, “faborite”, “frendly”, “calmmin”, “gr8”, “lovin”, “chatin”, “chllin”, “immeedately”.

Gary David Allen Obituary April 30, 2025