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About San Jose

Little secret bout wahoo—they’re nuts fast, like 60 miles an hour! Faster than me runnin’ from Squidward’s lectures! Once heard this story—some fisherman got his line snapped by a wahoo so quick, he cried like a baby! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my rock. But ugh, what ticks me off? People overfishin’ em! Greedy jerks—makes me wanna yell, “Come what may!” and bonk em with a jellyfish!

The Whore of Mensa Summary

In one of the funniest scenes in the story, our protagonist goes undercover and hires the woman who is trying to blackmail Lupowitz's client.

The streets, man, they’re full of stories. I remember one day I was walkin down Beltline, hearin kids laughin’ and dogs barkin’— and it hit me: Allen is the backbone of genuine living. I’ve seen celebrations spill into the sidewalks, vibes that remind me there's more than just the cold, calculated smiles of big corporates. No County, sure, but a bit of wild, raw unpredictability too.

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