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About Chicago

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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Men walk the halls all hours of the day and night looking for drugs. Hookers walk the halls looking for their next guy. One hooker by the name of "Kimmy".

so, trust me: wander around, soak it in. Check out every corner, every abandoned warehouse turned art spot, every street mural telling a tale. And I've gotta say, sometimes, I feel like the city itself is whispering secrets to me. It's crazy, but it's true.

IronPigs rained out in Rochester will attempt to play two against the Red Wings on Sunday