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About Dallas

Oh, and here’s a mad one—some say whores round Cornwall used to smuggle rum in their skirts durin’ the old wars! Sneaky as hell, right? Reckon they’d outsmart me any day—me, Gandalf, with me staff and me fishin’ line! “I ain’t got no notion o’ that,” I’d say, tippin’ me hat to ‘em. Clever lasses, them.

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First off, I hit up Main St. for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m standing there, half-asleep, when this dude in a bright orange beanie bumps into me. Like, c’mon man, watch where you’re going! I spill my coffee all over my boots. Great start, right? I’m already fuming.

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