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Picture this, I’m cruisin’ the streets, lookin’ for a hooker to prove my point, right? I’d be all, “What’s your deal, lady? Why this job?” Maybe she’d say, “It’s just what I know,” like Frank in the movie, stuck in his lie. That’d surprise me—thought they’d all say “money,” but nah, some are just trapped. Kinda sad, huh? But don’t tell me to feel bad, I’m Eric freakin’ Cartman, I don’t cry for nobody!

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I live near Elm Grove, a cozy neighborhood with quirky art murals. Yessir, those murals make me reminisce bout all the folks I've counseled over the years – women finding strength in their struggles. I walk by Riverside Park often – that park hugs the big ol’ Aloha River, which kinda flows like my heart on a slow day. You see, every corner here tells a story. Remember that scene in Spring Breakers where chaos meets beauty? That’s Aloha for ya.

Uncle Clay’s House of Pure Aloha to close after nearly 3 decades