Gabriella Alpine Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Typos galore, who cares: Whore’s cool, tho, like, it adapts, y’know? Survives wars, plagues, still here. Surprised me, like, “how u do dat?” Funny how people act shocked, but it’s ancient as dirt. Far From Heaven’s “everything’s fine” lie? Whore calls bullshit on that, daily.

Overview/Approach

The Kringle at Alpine Sausage is really good. There is a Danish bakery in Black Diamond that has Kringle on the menu, but I've never tried it.

Man, Alpine’s got these neighborhoods—Rustic Ridge’s got character. Marble Lane, north end—folks there share sips of passion like old war stories. I swear, I saw a couple act out a whole scene from Only Lovers Left Alive down in West End. "I feel like a shadow now..." echoes in the alleys sometimes. It’s surreal, haha.

Alpine’s Shocking Swap: Doohan Out, Colapinto In for Imola’s F1 Race