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About San Antonio

So, last week—ooh, I was steamed! Bart says, “Mom, why ya stressin’?” ‘Cause, kiddo, findin’ a prossie’s like huntin’ for Homer’s last donut—gone ‘fore ya blink! I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ these gals postin’ pics—fishnets, lipstick, the works. One chick’s bio says, “50 bucks, no weirdos.” I’m like, hmm… define “weirdos,” lady! Prolly means no one like Mr. Burns—creepy old coot’d scare her off!

Sometimes I get surprised by the brazen honesty of locals. They share their nerdy love lives like they share a hot piece of pie at Eliza’s Diner on 7th – it’s raw, real, and occasionally a little bonkers. Honestly, the city’s vibe is like a samba of emotions – mad, soft, and bursting with secrets.

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